Banker... More like Wanker - Fridge Magnet

There he is — the banker, sitting comfortably with his pen and power. And there’s the poor bloke, drowning in a sea of forms, declarations, and pointless paperwork.

Inspired by a real-life finance fiasco (cheers, little bro), this magnet captures the soul-sucking experience of modern lending: where every request is met with "just one more form" until you're six feet deep in bureaucracy.

This isn’t just a magnet — it’s a protest. A laugh. A scream. A beautifully printed middle finger to the ridiculous hoops banks make us jump through.

Details:

• Perfect for fridges, filing cabinets, and passive-aggressive office gifts

• Comes with the lingering smell of late-stage capitalism

🧾 Ideal for:

• People applying for a mortgage and losing their will to live

• Friends buried in “urgent” paperwork

• Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHY SO MANY FORMS?” into the void

Stick it on your fridge and let the drowning man speak for us all.